So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.
petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows
It rained two weeks ago so now I’m ready for fall so I’m listening to my Christmas (read: TransSiberian Orchestra) music and want to wear fall-like colors, but then it’s the end of August in Southern California so it’s about a hundred degrees out and we’re not going to see leaves change til like January.
i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb
So now I have an even more useless computer. I have Windows 7 starter system, which means that every single program on here is the trial version. My Dad’s never wanted to pay for the real thing. Not when I first got my computer back in 2010, not when it crashed 2 years ago, and not when I had to get it restored after dropping it last year, and sure as hell not now. So now, the trial time is up, which means if I don’t enter the product key it’s asking for, all the functions in all the Microsoft Office programs are locked. Which means you can’t do anything in them once you open it. No typing a new document. All the documents already there are read-only, no editing. But product keys cost.
The cost for the product key for a 7 year old package is $99. I’m 26 and unemployed with various mental health issues.
So basically the only things that work are the music players (iTunes and Windows media player), that old pinball game I downloaded, and the internet.